THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS. IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THIS BOOK AND INTEND ON DOING SO, DO NOT FUCKING READ THIS REVIEW. KTHNXBINow, I'm not one to do long reviews on books, but this one deserves it. Unlike all the mindless drools out there, I was not disappointed with the book. It was exactly what I expected it too be.What else was expected in this book? A fight between Edward and Jacob to the death?...
more THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS. IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THIS BOOK AND INTEND ON DOING SO, DO NOT FUCKING READ THIS REVIEW. KTHNXBINow, I'm not one to do long reviews on books, but this one deserves it. Unlike all the mindless drools out there, I was not disappointed with the book. It was exactly what I expected it too be.What else was expected in this book? A fight between Edward and Jacob to the death? Edward would not do that to Bella, so obviously that was out of the equation. I knew something would happen during the honeymoon; and frankly, I was excited it was this.There are some people out there that say this: "It is impossible for a mother to change from someone caring more about herself, than all of a sudden, it's the baby and no one else." How is that impossible? And besides, hasn't Stephanie Meyer showed us in her books that the impossible is damn possible? She takes a klutz for a girl, and a self-loathing male-vampy, and makes them fall in love, and through endless trauma, and drama, the love is stronger... any other relationship that would endure some of the things they endured (Like a crazy bitch wanting you deadx2) would not last.The books shortened ending was the most upset out of the entire book. I was hoping there to be more than just a mere "our apologize to the cullens... we came on false blahblahblah" fuck, I was hoping for some blood and guts...Anyways, that was my only complaint, as far as that goes.Now on to the characters,Like my friend Shana, I was glad to have read the ego-vampy Emmett had finally got told off by Bella's strength. That made me laugh.Alice shocked me out of all the characters. I was so upset when she ran, I was pissed off at her for being a chicken, and running away when her family needed her the most. The clues she left for Bella were so riddled that she took the biggest chance for even hoping Bella would understand them. I sure as hell would not have if I were in Bella's shoes. I would be too much of a wreck to even consider them as clues. It pissed me off that Alice left Bella without even a clue as to how it was going to play out for Renesmee.Jasper... ah, poor Jasper. He has never been really a Cullen, with his unique talent, and his sort of sideline personality. He was upset with the fact that he couldn't help Bella because Bella was helping herself. I think personally he was hoping to do a little more for the family besides keep them calm. Someone loan him a razor. (lol) No, Jasper happens to be one of my favorite characters because of how I can relate to him. He is such an outsider to his family it was as if he was not meant to be there, but his love for Alice kept him there until his love for the family grew. I feel so different to my family, and to derrick's family, but I grew to love them all... lolJacob... I still don't know what to think about him. I hate him/love him. I'm just glad he didn't try to kill Edward... He would have lost. lol LOSER. xDNow on to my least favorite character... The snobbish bitch Rosalie. Though her character is beautiful, she is ugly. She's never liked Bella, thought Bella to be an idiot, until *knock knock* a chance to be a mommy comes along. Than she's Bella's best friend? Fuck that. That bitch needs a good bitch slap. Granted, she probably did it out of selfishness, she at least did it. meh, I don't think I will ever truly like that bitch... even if she is this beautiful goddess that can last forever in the bedroom (but hey, this is a vampire family, who the hell can't last that long in that family?).Who next? Bella or Edward?I think I will start with the hunk, Edward. In his attempts to protect Bella, he actually damages her more... again. It is safe to say that Edward is stupid at times. Clearly Bella was trying to tell him, "Fuck me again you idiot, don't hate yourself cause your good." not "stop, you're hurting me." God, he can be such a dillweed. However, I love him for his need to keep the woman he was meant to love safe...even if it meant no sex. I felt bad for him when he couldn't control or take control over the whole bella being pregnant situation. It frightened him, as well as me... I didn't want to see the heroin die! But in the end, he loved her more than he's ever loved anyone, or anything.Bella... my favorite character. Now, for awhile I thought she was being a complete fucking retard. Keeping a child that was obviously killing her was moronic... and then... Renesmee was born. A beautiful character in herself as well as her mother. Bella did a fabo job lying to Edward about the pain during the "dying" process, and did an even better job as a newborn. Though I knew there would be no trouble into her change, as it is Bella... The one born to be an old woman before her mother! LOL Bella's character was wonderful in this story because it just showed how much she was willing to give up for other's to survive. And then, learning her shielding powers strong enough to be able to show Edward into her mind... that was beautiful. <3Now Renesmee was beautiful... a great addition to the Cullen family as she was the newest to hold on to the bond even stronger. Yay Renesmee!All in all, I was amazed by the book... It wasn't a let-down to say the least. Stephanie Meyer did an amazing job, and i cannot wait to read anything else she has in store for us, including Midnight Sun!
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