If this had been Amy Tan's first novel, she certainly wouldn't be around very long afterwards. This is a bloated, horrendous mound of storytelling that belongs in a relegated position on Lifetime at three AM on Tuesday morning. The characters are either stereotyped or boring, and the plot is stuck in a rut after the first chapter. By the time the characters are rescued, I had very much stopped...
more If this had been Amy Tan's first novel, she certainly wouldn't be around very long afterwards. This is a bloated, horrendous mound of storytelling that belongs in a relegated position on Lifetime at three AM on Tuesday morning. The characters are either stereotyped or boring, and the plot is stuck in a rut after the first chapter. By the time the characters are rescued, I had very much stopped caring about them. And, to top it all off, Tan ends her 500-page monstrosity of garbage with a Disney-sports-movie-style ending, donating one paragraph each to every character, summarizing, without dialogue, how the rest of each of their lives played out -- always, of course, from the narrator's chair in the heavens. Truly, I can't imagine a bigger dissapointment in literature.
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