A man, his wife, and his whippet Jim take a canal boat from England to France. "A day down the Grand Union to Leighton Buzzard ... Later we set out through streets paved with chewing gum and kebabs, to look for a launderette. We found one, but there were people fighting inside. Jim added to the sorrow in this strife-torn community by seizing a teddy bear from a gift-shop shelf and jumping on...
more A man, his wife, and his whippet Jim take a canal boat from England to France. "A day down the Grand Union to Leighton Buzzard ... Later we set out through streets paved with chewing gum and kebabs, to look for a launderette. We found one, but there were people fighting inside. Jim added to the sorrow in this strife-torn community by seizing a teddy bear from a gift-shop shelf and jumping on it. I mean, what do you say? What would you say in France? Madame, I am desolated, my small dog has ravished your bear of plush. But madame, I insist, I am going to buy it, because my small dog will amuse himself with it well--oh my God let's get out of here."
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