Ok, so this teenager gets mad cow disease, and an angel appears and tells him its all cuz a mad scientist brought dark matter into our universe, and he will be cured if he finds him and saves the world. So, he takes off with his hypochondriac dwarf buddy, and somewhere between meeting a Norse God disguised as a garden gnome and getting involved with the happy bowling cult, things get weird. Just...
more Ok, so this teenager gets mad cow disease, and an angel appears and tells him its all cuz a mad scientist brought dark matter into our universe, and he will be cured if he finds him and saves the world. So, he takes off with his hypochondriac dwarf buddy, and somewhere between meeting a Norse God disguised as a garden gnome and getting involved with the happy bowling cult, things get weird. Just read it, ok....
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