LOVED it(!) - laughed out loud the entire way through (also managed to learn a thing or two as well) - the only thing that was missing was Katz boxing Mary Ellen's ears...
"For two days, Katz barely spoke to me. On the second night, at nine o'clock, an unlikely noise came from his tent - the punctured-air click of a beverage can being opened - and he said in a pugnacious tone, 'Do you know...
more LOVED it(!) - laughed out loud the entire way through (also managed to learn a thing or two as well) - the only thing that was missing was Katz boxing Mary Ellen's ears...
"For two days, Katz barely spoke to me. On the second night, at nine o'clock, an unlikely noise came from his tent - the punctured-air click of a beverage can being opened - and he said in a pugnacious tone, 'Do you know what that was, Bryson? Cream soda. You know what else? I'm drinking it right now, and I'm not giving you any. And you know what else? It's delicious.' There was a slurpy, intentionally amplified drinking noise. 'Mmmmmmmm. De-light-ful.' Another slurp. 'And do you know why I'm drinking it now? Because it's 9 P.M. - time for the X-Files, my favorite program of all time.' There was a long moment's drinking noise, the sound of a tent zip parting, the tink of an empty can landing in the undergrowth, the tent zip closing. 'Man, that was SO good. Now f*ck you and goodnight.'
And that was the end of it. In the morning he was fine."
haha - I think Katz and I could be friends...
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