A Reader posted a review at 2007-07-19 06:37:25.
Since pretty much everyone I know has read these books, I figure reviewing them is pretty pointless. But with the new book coming out in a couple of days, I have to go through them beginning to end. To make the reviews more entertaining, I will be doing them in a variety of unexpected formats. For this review, I will be writing as a power ballad.
(Intro: Piano and strings)
You were always by my side
You will always be my guide
But the road I'm on
Goes on and on
And I've left you beHIIIIIND!
(Big crunchy electric guitar)
I will never forget the strength you showed!
I will never forget the debt you're owed!
And when I face the final hour
I will call on all your power!
There's no way back again
But if I can find a friend
To see me though
And remember you
I'll make it to the EEEENNNND!
When I finally catch that snake in the grass
You will be able to rest at last!
You know he never will escape
I'm comin' for you SNAAAAAAAAPE!!!!
(Guitar solo with children's choir singing "Run, Snape, Run!")
(Guitar solo with fireworks)
EDITOR'S NOTE: Yes, I know, it's horrible. I'm not proud....